A novel · Kindle Edition · 25 August 2026
Wooden Tiger
Conscience Prison No. 9
We were promised flying cars. What came instead was the right to lock ourselves away.
$4.99 · 277 pages · Delivered to your Kindle on release day.
The premise
A law that lets you sentence yourself.
In a near-future world, a new law grants any citizen a strange freedom: to convict themselves in the court of their own conscience — and serve the sentence. To everyone's surprise, people line up to use it.
Conscience Prison No. 9 is run by a warden who goes by the name Wooden Tiger. When an observer — one of the rare few trained to read what cannot be said aloud, who insists on calling the prisoners "guests" — is assigned to find out why they locked themselves away, he begins pulling at threads that lead somewhere no one intended.
This is not a thriller. It is a slow psychological unraveling, built the way truth actually arrives in a life: out of sequence, in fragments and twists.
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Edition details
The book, in numbers.
| Title | Wooden Tiger: Conscience Prison No. 9 |
|---|---|
| Author | Adnan Uludag |
| Format | Kindle Edition (1st edition) |
| Publication date | 25 August 2026 |
| Print length | 277 pages |
| Language | English |
| Price | $4.99 |
| File size | 2.0 MB |
| ASIN | B0H9SPBL3P |
| Enhanced typesetting | Enabled |
| Word Wise | Enabled |